I was not fucking ready
"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
*at my own wedding* before I marry you… do you say gif or jif?
when xkit crashes and you’re forced to use regular tumblr
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u
you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like
but do aliens believe in me….
Sources say he stapled fish to his wrists and ankles to help him swim faster.
TWITTER HAS NO CHILL
when you’re eating and you bite into something really spicy